Can you cry under water?
Once you’re in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
What disease did cured ham actually have?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Why is it that people say they ‘slept like a baby’ when babies wake up like every two hours?
Why are you IN a movie, but you’re ON TV?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They’re going to see you naked anyway…
Why is ‘bra’ singular and ‘panties’ plural?
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They’re both dogs!
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog’s face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
Why, Why, Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are going dead?
Why do banks charge a fee on ‘insufficient funds’ when they know there is not enough money?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
Why is it that no matter what colour bubble bath you use, the bubbles are always white?
Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
Why is it that dogs don’t like baths, but they love running around in puddles?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
Why do people keep running over a thread a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?
Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?
How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?
Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that’s falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?
How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
The statistics on sanity is that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends — if they’re okay, then it’s you.
Great thoughts to ponder!!! 😀
This is my favorite: Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
Laugh of the day! 😀
Hi Nessy! LOL Now, that one is hilarious! You’re right, why would Superman duck if something was thrown at him?
They’re all very good questions for us to ponder!
I am glad that you got a good laugh out of them….I am sure I could add a whole lot more too!
Great, now I have even more to think about…..
Brilliant post, though!
Hey Hook! But, after reading all of these, of all people, YOU would have an answer to each one! You are brilliant!
Thanks for the friday giggles Valerie! 😀
You’re welcome! If you have any to add to the list, let me know!
LOL! These are hilarious, and so true 🙂 If you ever find the answers, let me know!
Ok, I will definitely let you know! 🙂
Probably the sign of a sick mind, but this one was my loudest laugh (of many) “Why is ‘bra’ singular and ‘panties’ plural?”
I know, aren’t those hilarious? You’re right though….how come they don’t say bra and panty? We are only wearing ONE pair at a time, ya know!
Thanks for laughs!
You’re welcome! 🙂
BOL! Ma does the vacuum cleaner thingie!!! hehehe
Kisses,
Ruby ♥
Ha ha, don’t we all! I know that our Mommy does that too.
The Tarzan in the books had a beard. He was hot.
Hahah – this one made me laugh the most “Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?”
Hi! Thanks for stopping by today! I liked that one too!
By the way, I just subscribed to your blog! I hope you find ours just as wonderful too! 🙂
LOL funny!
Gotta laugh every once in awhile, right? 🙂
These are great! I want to jump in my pool now just to see if I can cry.
Let me know if you can cry underwater!
WOW Nakita!! We think you need to enrol for a Philosophy class or something…those are some deeeeeeeeeeeep thoughts! Now you’ve got us wondering too!!
What would YOU add to the list?
Oh so fun, I will never sleep again LOL. BTW, I’m the person they make the last dial on the toaster for. I make it burn’t with Apple Jelly….mm..mm good!
Oh my, how can you eat toast that brown? Yikes! 🙂
I’m pretty sure heaven will have all of our favorite clothes, they will fit perfectly, never have stains or buttons missing, and we’ll never wear the same thing twice.
That is a good way to think of it! I hope I have lots of cool shoes to wear too!
I think to put wheels on luggage was a bad idea, the noise of the wheels is much louder than a starting airbus :o) Are you sure, Goofy is a dog? He can drive a car and he wears clothes :o)
Now you got me wondering if Goofy is a dog or not! LOL The wheels on my luggage must be different than yours, as they are whisper quiet. If luggage did not have wheels, how would be get them to the airport?
Maybe we could use backpacks :o) Our we should travel without luggage, so no one will lose a suitcase or a bag :o)
Our wheels are very loud, except once as my mom drove through a “you-know-what” then they had a “bumper” :o)
I have had luggage lost before, so I know what you are talking about. It is never a good thing.
Love this!! Especially the take on apes and human evolution. Take that in the face, Darwin!
I could have gone on and on with these!